I found this way too funny.
HAAHAHAHA
Very few things on this website actually make me laugh out loud anymore. This is one of them.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Tracks
(Source: observando)
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
MIND IS BLOWN
Holy shit
#i will
(Source: abigail-sciuto)
Come on ppl dance with me
(Source: Spotify)
YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!
this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish
wondering how many miles I’ve scrolled on tumblr
and i would scroll 500 miles and i would scroll 500 more
just to be the one who scrolled uh-thousand miles to re-blog this once more
I like how david’s head hasn’t been tumblred.
he’s the one we scroll 500 miles for
I really hope she’s infertile and not pregnant. I hope they’re all infertile. And their family. And friends.
“it only takes round cards”
I hope they don’t breed
Reblogging for the last status/comment. Oh my
sometimes i love people just because of the raw entertainment i receive from their pure stupidity
iM CRYNIG ROUND CARDS
THE END IS NEAR
(Source: offbow)
men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day
OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT
AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM
BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE
THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”
I’M NOT EVEN JOKING
